Short post to say that if it isn't Internet Explorer sending me to an early grave, it's some other lovely computer thing.
Ever since I switched to this new blogger template, formatting posts and uploading stuff have become somewhat of a nightmare. A huge part of it is me having no IT-genes at all, but at least in the old template, I could twiddle with the html stuff a bit and make it work. Anyway, some folks have written in to say the shortalls pattern refused to manifest in its correct size. I don't know how to make my computer do what you (or I) want anymore, so I've turned it into a pdf file and logged in to some random file-sharing program so you can download it directly there.
I also updated the original tutorial post and removed the pretty clickable visuals that were causing you (and therefore me) grief. In their place, you now get to click on some text and then you download the pdf file. It will take you to a geeky-looking page, but don't be frightened:
Just obey that button that says "Click Here To Begin Download" and it will download. I hope that works. If that doesn't print in the correct size, I surrender.