So, three hours after we brought home the Giant Cardboard Box, it's gone.
In its place is a neat, flat stack.
What does it look like to you?
Let me zoom out a little bit.
Still no idea?
Maybe a different angle?
Yes, I made pizza boxes (are there no limits to her madness?). But not for pizzas. And not because I wanted to. None of the pizza places I called was able to sell me clean, unused pizza boxes so I had to make my own (the alternative was to eat more than a dozen pizzas). This was a single box I got because the LC guy took pity on me and threw in a free size S with my order of actual pizza. Thank you, LC guy!
So what's with the title of this post? Jenny, you're only half right - I didn't say I was on a cardboard diet (heaven forbid), but I DID say I was slimming my hoard. So my new rule is, "Thou shalt USE the cardboard thou bringeth home* and not storeth it up in thine closet."**
* or "that thine UPS man bringest thee"
** This rule does not apply to fabric.