Tuesday, July 23, 2013

10 Things I Wish They'd Given Me When I Left The Maternity Ward



That's 9... the 10th would be a universal remote control into which all 9 functions could be programmed and integrated. Motherhood would've been so much easier, don't you think? 


P.S. I thought of an 11th - a teleporter. But teleporters require quantum physics and molecular biology on some level, which sound expensive. And expensive probably couldn't make it into a Maternity Ward Goodie Bag. Pity. 

18 comments:

  1. I wish these were available... such completely wonderful inventions. I'd be willing to pay quite a price for them! =)

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  2. I'll take a clone and time manipulator, please. how funny!

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  3. What you need is an Arduino.

    There are even wearable platforms, such as the Lilypad.

    I love the post !!!

    (^_^)

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  4. Borrowing this to send to my mum friends if that's ok! It's brilliant!

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  5. I found myself nodding as I read each one!

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  6. This is fabulous! So funny and you are so talented at drawing!

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  7. wow, yes i agree....motherhood is never ending process and sometime it is very exhausting

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  8. 12th : something to clone oneself, so you can read a book to your kids, while your clone cleans the house...

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  9. I loved this, LiEr!

    Teleportation is my #1! Imagine being able to travel from living room to baby story time in the dead of winter without bundling up - and transporting groceries home straight from the checkout counter! Not to mention countless afternoons at grandparents' houses without airplanes and jetlag.

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  10. Don't tell me you left the hospital without your goodie bag! Shame on them! How do you manage it all, then?

    Lol

    You are the best, i love your blog

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  11. Couldn't the time manipulator take care of many of the things a teleporter would be good for? And less danger of being sleep deprived, getting the settings wrong, and teleporting your eggs into a brick wall.... :-D

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  12. So... I was thinking... maybe a time manipulator could serve some of the same functions as a teleporter, without the danger of being sleep deprived, getting the teleporter settings wrong, and teleporting the eggs (or the baby! Ack!) into a brick wall instead of into the bed or the carseat...

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  13. i would pay a lot of money for the volume controller.

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  14. Funny!

    I found a reasonable substitute for the volume controller and personal-space maker - give the children a large lollipop, preferably a tootsie pop, with specific instructions: 1) no biting, crunching, or otherwise cheating your way to the chocolatey center; and 2) gotta stay at the kitchen table till the lollies are done.

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  15. Would be the perfect APP on my mobile!

    "Can you hear me Mr. Apple???"

    ;)

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